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Do Not Perceive Me T-Shirt
 

Do Not Perceive Me T-Shirt

Color: Military Green
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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★★★★★ 100% feline approved

Description
The Gear That Gets You... Nowhere. Built on the trusted Gildan 64000 platform with 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna cancel plans to stay home with your cat, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I've given up" feel right out of the package (your cat appreciates the honesty). Heavier, quality material that runs true to size—because nothing says "cat person" like a shirt durable enough to become a beloved cat bed. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who also understand cats run the show.
Premium Everyday Comfort


100% ring-spun cotton. Softer and more durable than regular cotton. Pre-shrunk so it actually fits after washing. Breathable 4.5 oz fabric. Unisex fit that's comfortable and true to size. Your cat will still prefer the box it came in.

Built to Last


Double-needle stitching throughout—shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, sleeves. Seamless collar holds its shape. Tear-away label won't leave residue. Built to withstand regular use and irregular cat behavior.

Free & Easy Returns


30-day money-back guarantee. Don't love it? Get a refund. Printed and shipped in the USA. Your cat's approval not guaranteed under any circumstances.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.